CRYING OXFORD SHIRT
According to our research a key component of an oxford shirt is that the fabric is heavier than usual shirts, and that it has buttons to hold the collar down. No one actually mentioned how many buttons so we've decided to interpret it our own way. The buttons are intended to keep the collar in place traditionally, which is why we have inserted metal wire (removable) into the collar so that the collar can never sit down.
This entire brand is just a big pun, a never ending bit. A 10 year bit. Extra button holes, extra buttons, wear it however you want, never let anyone tell you shit or tell you 'how things are meant to be done'.
Top:
Size 1 = Small
Size 2 = Medium
Size 3 = Large
Size 4 = Extra Large
Bottom:
Size 1 = 28-32 inch waist
Size 2 = 32-36 inch waist
Size 3 = 36-40 inch waist
Size 4 = 40-44 inch waist
Please be aware all of our pants have an intentionally oversized cinch waist (please refer to measurements below) - You have to use the built in belt to tie the waist down.
For example: You have a 32 inch waist > Select size 2 > Size 2 waist is 40.5 inches > Use built in belt to reduce down to your waist size.
All measurements in inches
| Size 1 | Size 2 | Size 3 | Size 4 | |
| Shoulder | 18.5 | 20.5 | 22.5 | 24.5 |
| Front Length | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Pit to pit | 29 | 31 | 33 | 35 |
| Sleeve Length | 22 | 23 | 24 | 24.5 |
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GREEN INITIATIVE
Clothing is the 2nd most Co2 emission producing industry in the world behind the fossil fuel industry. We aren't exactly saints considering we use synthetic fabrics here and there. This initiative allows us to clear some guilt, and you to also feel better about your purchase.
Together we can do good
How it works:
- You place an order (Thanks)
- We automatically plant a tree (Technology is amazing)
- ???
- That's it
How its possible:
We are working with a company called Ecologi, which automatically uses a portion of our profits from every sale to plant a tree.
Just the beginning
We aim to become fully carbon Neutral by 2031, and will keep updating this area with more info as we progress toward and accomplish this goal.
